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We’re Teaching Kids to Make Funny Pictures with AI. We Could Be Teaching Them to Think.

I kept watching the AI-in-education wave and feeling like something was off.

Everywhere I looked, “teaching AI” meant making funny pictures with it. Generate a cat in a spacesuit, laugh, call it literacy. And look — I want to do that too. It’s a great hook. But somewhere under the laughing I had this nagging feeling that we were handing kids the single biggest shift of their lifetime and stopping at the surface.

Here’s the thing I had to sit with, though: the doom version isn’t any deeper. A lesson about how AI will reshape civilization is just as shallow as the cat picture — it’s surface-panic instead of surface-fun. Kids nod through it and forget it by lunch. Neither one makes them actually think.

Depth isn’t a heavier topic. It’s a better question.

After twelve years in the classroom, the one thing I trust: you can’t tell a thirteen-year-old something important and expect it to land. You have to build a moment where they catch the realization themselves. That’s the whole game. The funny picture isn’t the enemy — it’s the bait. You use it to spring a real question they can’t un-see.

So I made five. Five infographics, each built to start a twenty-minute argument — not deliver a lecture. Each one teaches a different thinking move (no doing the same worksheet five times in a costume), and every single prompt makes kids point at the evidence instead of just emoting. Built for grades 6–8. Free at the bottom.

New to teaching this? My broader primer, How to Teach AI Literacy in the ELA Classroom (Without Banning ChatGPT), sets up the why — this post is the how.

How to run it
Five days, about 20 minutes each — or set the five graphics up as stations and rotate small groups through. Either way the rule is the same: every prompt sends students back to the graphic to point at the evidence, not just share a feeling.

Day 1 — The Iceberg

What’s loud isn’t what’s important.

Above the waterline: the screaming newspaper headlines (“AI WILL TAKE YOUR JOB”). Below it, quiet and slow: the stuff that actually rewired your life — spam filters deciding what reaches you, recommendation feeds making your choices, image recognition catching cancers a doctor missed.

The contrast does the teaching. A kid can’t look at it without their own brain doing the move: wait — the important part is the part nobody’s shouting about.

Teacher move: Show it, don’t explain it. Have them sort the graphic into loud vs. actually-important, then sit in the silence until someone gets there.

Day 2 — The Fever Chart

Hype spikes and crashes. Real progress just keeps climbing.

One hot red line for media hype — it spikes, then crashes to nearly nothing, twice (the AI winters). Underneath, steady teal bars for real capability that never once go backwards. The gap between the spiky line and the steady bars is the lesson: a crash in the conversation is not a crash in the technology.

Teacher move: Make them find the year hype and reality disagree most and defend it from the chart — then ask how you’d tell a real breakthrough from a fever before the crash.

Try the move yourself (tap to reveal)

Five real claims from AI history. Hype that fizzled, or real impact that stuck? Guess before you open it.

1958 — “The Navy’s new computer will soon walk, talk, see, and reproduce itself.”
HYPE. It was a basic pattern-matcher (the Perceptron). The real version of that promise showed up about sixty years later.

1966 — “An MIT program proves machines can truly understand us.”
HYPE. ELIZA was a simple script that echoed your words back as questions. It fooled people — which is the actual lesson.

2004 — Spam filters quietly start using machine learning.
REAL. Barely made a headline. Permanently changed what shows up in your inbox.

2012 — Software learns to recognize images.
REAL. The 2012 ImageNet breakthrough led straight to medical imaging that catches disease earlier than people can.

2022 — “ChatGPT will replace every knowledge worker within a year.”
HYPE (so far). Real and important — and also wildly oversold on the timeline. Both can be true.

Day 3 — The Power Audit

A few build it. Billions live with it.

A pyramid: a handful of companies at the narrow top who build it, billions in the middle who get shaped by it, and everyone who ever clicked at the wide bottom whose data quietly trains it. The shape argues the point before you say a word — the smallest group holds the most power.

Teacher move: Make it personal. Have each student map an app they actually use onto all three layers, then ask whether their data was handed over with any real consent.

Day 4 — The Ripple Map

It starts with you. It doesn’t stop there.

Concentric rings out from “AI in your world” at the center — your homework, your phone — to classroom, to jobs, to democracy and truth at the edge. This is the empathy-and-scale move: the thing in your pocket is connected, ring by ring, to who controls what’s true.

Teacher move: Trace one ripple out loud, starting from something in their own pocket, ring by ring, until they realize it never actually stops.

Day 5 — The Fork in the Road

The technology doesn’t decide. We do.

I almost cut this one, because the easy version is fear-mongering — utopia on one side, robot apocalypse on the other. So I rebuilt it around the only variable that actually matters: in every row, it’s the exact same technology. The single thing that changes the outcome is what the person knows. That reframes the whole unit. It’s not a prediction you wait for. It’s a skill you choose.

Teacher move: End on the hard question — same tech, two outcomes, one variable: what you know. Let them answer it about themselves instead of answering for them.

Related: if you’re wrestling with the flip side — students using AI to write their essays — here’s how to tell (and why detectors won’t save you).

It comes classroom-ready

Every infographic has a matching one-page student handout — Look closely → Think deeper → Cite your evidence, with real room to write — and a projection deck with a setup slide and a discussion slide for each day. So it runs two ways with zero extra work: silent stations where kids fill the sheet, or a teacher-led discussion off the screen.

The throughline across all five: kids never just share an opinion. Every prompt sends them back to point at the evidence. That’s the difference between a feelings circle and a thinking classroom.

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Infographics, handouts, and the slide deck. Print it, project it, run it this week. It’s the free on-ramp to the deeper AI literacy work I build — the stuff that teaches kids to control what they put into AI and interrogate what comes out.

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Twelve years in the classroom taught me that kids rise to the level of the question you ask them. So let’s stop asking them to make funny pictures and start asking them to think.

— Ms. G

June 7, 2026
Emergency Sub Plans for When You Wake Up Sick (No-Prep ELA, Grades 6–10)
It’s 5:40 a.m. Your throat feels like gravel, the room is spinning a little, and you already know how today is going to go. You’re not going in. And then the second thought hits — the one that’s almost worse than being sick: I have to write a sub plan.

Let’s just say the quiet part out loud. The worst part of being sick as a teacher isn’t the fever. It’s building a full day of instruction from the couch, with a headache, for a stranger who’s never met your kids. So most of us do the thing we swore we’d never do: drag ourselves in sick, because it feels easier than the alternative.

It shouldn’t be that way. A good sub day should already be done — sitting in a folder — long before you ever need it. Here’s what that actually looks like.

What a sub day actually needs (so a stranger can run it)

The mistake most sub plans make is assuming the substitute can teach your content. They can’t — and they shouldn’t have to. A sub day that truly holds a room together checks four boxes:
- No technology. Wi-Fi goes down, logins fail, the cart is missing. A real sub day works on paper.
- No textbook. If it depends on a book half the class left in their lockers, it falls apart.
- No prep. Future-you should be able to print it (or drop the PDF in the sub folder) in under five minutes.
- No special knowledge from the sub. A substitute with zero ELA background should be able to walk in cold and run a calm, productive period.
That last one is the one everybody forgets. Which brings us to the single most important page in any sub folder.

The “Dear Substitute” letter that does the teaching for you

The secret to a sub day that runs itself is a minute-by-minute letter to the substitute — not a vague “have them read Chapter 4,” but an actual script: First 5 minutes, hand out the packet. Minutes 5–20, silent reading. Minutes 20–45, questions and the written response. Last 5–10, collect on my desk.

When the sub knows exactly what to do and say, the room stays calm. When they’re guessing, it doesn’t. That one page is the difference between coming back to a settled classroom and coming back to chaos.

Build your sub folder once — use it for years

Here’s the move that actually buys back your peace of mind: build the folder before you need it, while you’re well. Print a few complete, self-contained ELA days. Add one “Dear Substitute” letter per day. Drop in a class-info sheet (bell schedule, the reliable teacher next door, where the passes are). Then forget about it until the morning you wake up sick — and discover it’s already handled.

Grab a free sub day right now

If your folder is empty, start here. I made a free, no-prep ELA sub day — a short suspense story called “The Long Way Down,” with comprehension questions, a written response, an early-finisher extension, a “Dear Substitute” letter, and an answer key. Print it, drop it in your folder, and you’re covered for one day. Get the free sub day here.

Or cover the whole week in one move

One free day is a great start. But you don’t get to choose when you go down — so it helps to be covered no matter what. Wake Up Sick & Already Covered is five complete, no-prep ELA days across five genres — narrative, science, biography, paired texts, and argument — each with its own “Dear Substitute” letter and answer key. About 56 pages. Print once, reuse every year. It’s $7, and it’s the cheapest insurance policy a teacher can buy.

Take the sick day. You’ve earned it. Let the folder do the work.
June 7, 2026
How to Tell if a Student Used AI to Write an Essay (And Why Detectors Won’t Save You)
You read the essay and your stomach drops. The sentences are too smooth. The vocabulary is suddenly a grade level too high. Something is off — and now you’re trying to figure out how to tell if a student used AI to write an essay. Here’s the honest answer, including the part nobody wants to say out loud: you usually can’t prove it, and the tools that promise you can will get you in trouble.

The hard truth: AI detectors don’t work

AI detectors feel like the obvious fix. Paste in the essay, get a percentage, done. Except the percentage is mostly noise. These tools regularly flag human writing as AI and pass AI writing as human — and the more polished a real student’s work is, the more likely it gets flagged. A confident number on a screen is not evidence. It’s a guess wearing a lab coat.

And the failures aren’t random. They land hardest on the students who already get the least benefit of the doubt.

Why “gotcha” detection backfires
- Multilingual students get flagged more. Writing in a second language often produces the exact patterns detectors read as “AI.”
- Neurodivergent and formulaic writers get flagged more. Structured, by-the-rubric writing trips the same wire.
- One false accusation costs you the room. Accuse a kid who didn’t cheat and you don’t just lose that student — you lose the class’s trust in you as a fair reader.
You can’t build a writing classroom on suspicion. The second students believe you’re hunting them, they stop taking risks — and risk is where the actual writing growth lives.

What actually works

Stop trying to detect the finished product. Start making the process visible — because process is the one thing AI can’t hand a student.
- Grade the thinking, not just the draft. Require an outline, messy notes, or a brainstorm. The work that has visible fingerprints is the work that’s theirs.
- Build in low-stakes in-class writing. A few timed, handwritten or in-class paragraphs early on give you a real sense of each student’s voice — your best “detector” is knowing how they actually write.
- Have the two-minute conversation. “Walk me through this paragraph — why this example?” A student who wrote it can talk about it. A student who didn’t can’t. No accusation required.
- Design prompts AI is bad at. Tie writing to a specific class discussion, a personal angle, or a text only your room read this week.
The real fix: teach them to use it on purpose

Here’s the shift that ends the arms race: the goal was never to catch students using AI. It’s to make sure that when they do — and they will, for the rest of their lives — they’re using it as a thinking partner, not a ghostwriter. A student who’s been taught to draft with AI, then push back on it, revise it, and own the final voice isn’t cheating. They’re doing exactly the skill the world is about to demand.

That’s a teachable protocol, not a vibe — and it’s one of the three no-prep lessons in my AI literacy bundle for grades 6–12 ELA.

Related: How to teach AI literacy in the ELA classroom (without banning ChatGPT).

Stop policing AI. Start teaching it.

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June 7, 2026
How to Teach AI Literacy in the ELA Classroom (Without Banning ChatGPT)
Here’s the conversation happening in every ELA department right now: half the room wants to ban AI, the other half is quietly terrified it’s already too late. Both are missing the point. Your students are going to use AI for the rest of their lives — the real question isn’t whether they’ll touch it, it’s whether anyone ever taught them to use it like a thinker instead of a shortcut. That’s the whole job. That’s what it means to teach AI literacy in the ELA classroom.

Banning AI doesn’t work — and it costs you more than you think

A ban feels like control. It isn’t. It just moves the AI use somewhere you can’t see it — onto phones, into group chats, into the 11 p.m. panic before an essay is due. You don’t stop the behavior; you stop the conversation about it. And the conversation is the only part you actually have power over.

There’s a bigger cost, too. The students who follow your ban — the rule-followers, the anxious ones, the kids who do everything right — are the ones who graduate having never learned to use the most significant writing tool of their lifetime. The students who ignore the ban learn it on their own, badly, with nobody teaching them when it’s lying to them. A ban punishes exactly the wrong kids.

What “AI literacy” actually means in an ELA classroom

AI literacy isn’t a tech unit. You are not suddenly a computer science teacher. In an ELA room it’s the same thing you’ve always taught — critical reading, voice, evidence, revision — pointed at a new kind of text. It comes down to four habits:
- Prompting as a thinking skill. A vague question gets a vague answer. Teaching students to ask precisely is teaching them to think precisely.
- Reading AI output critically. AI is confident and frequently wrong. “Find what it got wrong” is the most ELA thing you can possibly assign.
- Protecting their own voice. The danger isn’t that AI writes for them — it’s that they stop being able to tell their voice from its voice.
- Spotting bias and gaps. Who does the model leave out? Whose story does it flatten? That’s analysis, not coding.
Three moves to start teaching AI literacy tomorrow

You don’t need a new curriculum. You need three small shifts you can drop into a lesson you already teach.

1. Make AI the bad first draft, not the final one

Have students prompt an AI for a paragraph on the text you’re reading — then spend the period tearing it apart. Where’s the evidence thin? Where does it sound like nobody? Where is it just wrong? They end up doing more close reading than a worksheet ever pulls out of them.

2. Teach one good prompting framework

Most students type three words and accept whatever comes back. Give them a repeatable structure — role, task, context, constraints — and the quality of both the output and their thinking jumps. A framework turns “ask the robot” into a skill they can name and reuse.

3. Build the conversation into your routines

Name when AI is fair game and when it isn’t, out loud, for each assignment. “AI to brainstorm, your brain to draft” is a rule students can actually follow — and one that teaches the line between using a tool and outsourcing the thinking.

The no-prep way to start

If “build all of this from scratch in August” sounds like one more thing on a list that’s already too long — that’s exactly why I made the done-for-you version. Three no-prep AI literacy lessons for grades 6–12 ELA: a prompting framework, an AI co-author protocol, and a bias audit. Open them and teach.

Related: How to tell if a student used AI to write an essay (and why detectors won’t save you).

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June 7, 2026
The First Week of School Doesn’t Have to Wreck You

The first week of school used to wreck me — every single time. Not the kids. Not the lessons. It was the night-before panic: the blank syllabus, the parent letter I hadn’t written, the day-one plan that didn’t exist yet. So I built the thing I always needed — and made it free.

Here’s what nobody told me

Week one was never about content. It’s about whether your students trust the room you built — before you ever teach a single thing. Get that wrong, and you spend until October clawing it back. Get it right, and the whole year runs smoother.

But “build trust on day one” is hard to do when you’re also writing a syllabus at 9 p.m., printing a supply list, and trying to remember how you want kids to walk in the door. The first week isn’t hard because you don’t care. It’s hard because you’re being asked to build ten things at once, from scratch, every single August.

So I built something

One tool that creates your entire first week — tailored to your grade, your subject, and your vibe — in about 60 seconds. Not a template you have to fill in. The actual pieces, ready to use and edit:

Here’s what it actually makes

Not mockups. Not “coming soon.” Here’s real output the tool generated in seconds — the kind of thing you’d otherwise build at your kitchen table the night before.

Your Day 1 plan — a real agenda with a learning target, an opening activity, and a name game. Not filler.

The setup, handled: door greeting, pre-made desk name cards, an anchor chart with your class norms.

Scripted down to what you say and do — including a goals activity that pays off all the way in May.

How it works — in 60 seconds

It starts with three quick choices — then the tool writes the rest:

Pick your grade, your subject, and the vibe you want — warm, calm, funny, structured. That’s it.

Okay, but is it actually good?

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“Do I have to learn anything?” No. If you can pick your grade from a dropdown, you can use it. Sixty seconds from start to download — no tutorial, no learning curve.

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Things No One Warns You About Week One Back
Nobody hands you this list at orientation. They give you a lanyard, a login that doesn’t work, and a cheerful “good luck!” — then the bell rings. So here’s the honest version: everything week one actually throws at you, and why none of it means you’re bad at this.

1

The supply closet is already empty.

It was “restocked over summer.” In reality: three dried-out markers and a stapler with no staples. Bring your own everything — and don’t loan out your good scissors.

2

Your roster changes four times by Friday.

The seating chart you built Sunday night is fiction by Tuesday. New adds, schedule swaps, a kid who shows up Thursday like they’ve always been there. Pencil. Never pen.

3

32 names you can’t pronounce yet.

Half of them you’ve never seen written down — and every one is attached to a student watching to see if you’ll try. Say them right. It matters more than the syllabus on day one.

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The 7 a.m. copier line.

The one machine that works has a line by 7:00 and a paper jam by 7:15. Print at home, or — better — build a first week that doesn’t live or die by the copier.

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The procedures you swore you’d plan.

This was the year you’d teach routines, not just content. Then day one arrived. It’s not too late — but it has to be on paper before they walk in, not improvised after.

6

The kid who tests every limit.

There’s always one. Leaned back, arms crossed, quietly hunting for the edge of every rule you haven’t written yet. Decide where your line is before they find it for you.

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And somehow, you’re already behind.

Before you’ve even taken attendance twice, the to-do list has outrun the day. That feeling is universal in week one. It is not a verdict on whether you’re good at this.

here’s the part no one says —

You don’t have to wing it.

Every one of those landmines is predictable — which means it’s plannable, if you’ve got the right system instead of a blank planner and a prayer.

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